If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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