i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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