I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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