She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Found the puke drawer
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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