That's intense
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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