ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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