great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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