i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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