I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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