I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Terrible idea I love it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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