Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He passed out mid-signature
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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