i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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