I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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