What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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