Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
How's work?
Spinning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Randomize
