Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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