I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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this will be a night to untag.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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