Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
