...so i touched it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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