yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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