I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I supernannyed him into submission
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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