i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
we should paint friendship bongs
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