Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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