She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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