Porn is love you can see.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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