Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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