Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize