I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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