what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
