You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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