Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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