i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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