I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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