Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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