Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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