I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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