Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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