Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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