So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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