Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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