and she was petting her beer can
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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