I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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