so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
