Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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