we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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