just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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