Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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