If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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