i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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