I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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