There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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