After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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