God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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