Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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