i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is wine microwaveable?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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