'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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